Fook You

Note: This poem is what I think goes through my kitty's head. I had to change the F word into "fook" so the poem won't run the risk of being flagged and get taken down but you get the point when you read the poem. She really isn't a terror but she has her moments. I still love her. :)

You're always picking me up
Fook you
Why do you always pet me?
Fook you
Why are there all these animals here?
Fook you
Fook them, this is my house
Stop moving me from my spot
Fook you
I get pissy all the time
Because fook you

I knock everything on the floor
Fook you that's why
I poop and pee in the tub
Fook you that's why
I tear up toilet paper
Fook you that's why
I hide then pounce on you
Fook you that's why

I do these things
Because it's fun
And because fook you that's why